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Shop ’til he drops?

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Here’s a headline a lot of guys can relate to

Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping

I used to know that feeling. An ex loved to shop. When she would go into a frenzy I would leave and tell her she could find me at the nearest bar. The longer she shopped, the drunker I got. We found a nice balance.

Marina had to attend an event at the local mall on Saturday. The place was PACKED. I bailed after two minutes. I like crowds for some events – concerts, games… riots. but malls? RUN!


About zilla

i was born with skates on. i have three thumbs. i often wish i was a penguin. but i don't like fish, so maybe not.

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