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KILLGOD

AKECHETA

Le grande enfant terrible. He created a video game called Kill God.

Jane smiles

The following can be a “silent” flashback game-action scene with Akecheta doing the narration

AKECHETA

The game starts with the Archangel Michael making an appearance in Hell to have a talk with his lost brother, Satan. Michael informs Satan that God has lost his nut. He is going to smite all Earthly disbelievers and create a thousand year Reich, during which anyone who so much as looks at him sideways gets burned to ashes

JANE

Burned to ashes? Really? Just like all those lawyers

AKECHETA

Correct. Anyway, Satan shakes his head in disbelief and summons Jesus, who, apparently, is a guest in Hell. Satan explains the situation and commands Jesus to go forth and Kill God.

JANE

Well, every boy wants to kill his father at some point.

AKECHETA

Jesus starts the battle at his birth and moves forward through time. Along the way he must smite those who have killed, or harmed, in his name, in order to get to the next level – the crusaders, the mobs at the Salem Witch Trials, pedophile priests. In his last battle before he gets to Heaven, to go mano a mano with his old man, Jesus must slaughter the Pope. Mercilessly. With extreme malice.

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